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The "347 Steps" podcast is a humorous look at life through current events, music and cocktails. Fresh and lemon scented, Doug leads the charge with two and a half of the smartest, funniest and swarmiest people ever to step on his punch lines: Thom and Lee. The program usually features a variety of frightened guests with interesting backgrounds. And once the beer starts flowing, everyone opens up and tells more than they should. PS: This podcast has little to do with Gina Gershon, WCPO, Trista and Ryan, Abir Sabri, WLWT, Associated Press, Michelle Obama Bombshell, Museum Mile Festival, Cincinnati Weather, WKRC, Sex, Hillary, God, McCain, Politics, Sports, Hannah Montana, Kardashian, Britney, Lohan, or iPhones. |
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Current Episodes
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Episode 064 -
SD Dating Coach - Nov 20, 2008
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San Diego Dating Coach Miss DeAnn Lorraine Meets The King of All dating Doug who tries to persuade her to be business partners. Lee Brings the Gimlet and Humility. Thom plays the Beat, the Cure, Billy Joel. |
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Past Episodes
Episode 063 -
Talking Law and What Not - Nov 13, 2008
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BrandEn the Lawyer excels at Doug's impossible law quiz. Lee talks Stout. Thom plays DJ Laz, Pitbull, Savage. |
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Episode 062 -
Comic Con Lee Takes Residency - Nov 6, 2008
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Arian leaves us for tv not to be on it to watch it. Lee signs on as the best replacement the show has ever seen. Thom music corner tribute to Gpa plays: Acker Bilk, Audrey Hepburn, Marty Robbins. |
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Episode 061 -
Rob Davis - Oct 30, 2008
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Phd Chiropractology is it all it's cracked up to be? Rob's Kocktail Beet. Rob's Chute Music Specimen, Flock of Seagulls, Elvira and how to put 3500 video games in your mom's basement |
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Episode 060 -
Top 10 Reasons - Oct 23, 2008
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Top 10 reasons why we're not doing a show this week. Or is it 8 reasons? |
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Episode 059 -
Long-Awaited Seattle Report - Oct 16, 2008
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OCT 18 Whistle Stop San Diego hosts our Anniversary party and show! Chris returns, music producer Erich from Seattle phones it in, swinger parties, Raspberry Beret shot, Music: Jefferson Starship, David Bowie, Jimmies Chicken Shack, scary Deadbolt song, Elvis & Ann Margaret, Jett Brown, miscellaneous hilarity ensues. |
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Episode 058 -
Chris Blows His Own Horn - Oct 9, 2008
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OCT 18 Whistle Stop San Diego hosts our Anniversary party and show! Trumpeteer Chris (aka Craig) guests and discusses small town values, more politics, Rebecca makes cameo, Bazooka Joe shooter, Lingerie Football, Lonely Hef, Best robbery ever, Music: Smithereens, Toto, ZZ Top, hokey hockey, Max Minute: Surround Sound. |
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Episode 057 -
And Then There Were 3 - Oct 2, 2008
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OCT18 Whistle Stop San Diego hosts our Anniversary party and show! Doug and Thom briefly discuss their quick trip to Hollywood to see Billy Idol. Arian brings the coconut punch. Thom plays Alice in Chains, SoundGarden, PUSA. |
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Episode 056 -
Live Wire Owner Sam - Sept 25, 2008
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The Infamous Sam Chammas San Diego Bar Owner of LiveWire, Riveria, Station, Turf Club and Whistle Stop which will be host to our anniversary show and party OCT 18. Arian and Rebecca talk African Safari. AKK Angry German cocktail. TMK Metallica, TLC. |
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Episode 055 -
4 Guests, 1 Show - Sept 18, 2008
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Sax pro John and DJ Paul, Mr. Vampire. VIP as grumpy sound guy. John's run in with the law. Dr. Dave and Aaron discuss Mormons and camouflage undies. White Russian. Marley, UB40, Steel Pulse. Guess the bad sax solo. |
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Episode 054 -
347 Steps Studies - Sept 11, 2008
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Molecular biology. Dr Dave and Aaron join us. Mix a Rob Roy and a Poor Man's Black Velvet. Take a love quiz. Thom's pissed off music corner. Zebra fish T-cells. www.amnesiaclothing.com |
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Episode 053 -
Comic-Con Lee and Grady are Back - Sept 4, 2008
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Lee talks Mythbusters, free hugs, MST3000, and Desert Peach. Doug can too play the harmonica. Quiz - are you a fit American? Make it a double - Harvey Wallbanger & Fish House Punch. Grady Googles gay garments and gets off course. TMK tribute to Isaac Hayes. Zane Lamprey's 3 Sheets and Lee tags along. |
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Episode 052 -
Grady is Back - Aug 28, 2008
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Back in Thom's garage while A&R are in Africa. Nude beaches. Grady can't live in 2 places. Grady Kocktail Korner vodka martini. Male heroes. Poop your pants. Grady Music Korner nuh-uh takka takka. The music biz. 70's TV. New album Hours of Crap. |
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Episode 051 -
More with Gina and Coast Guard Gary and English Ben - Aug 21, 2008
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How to or not how to rob the pizza delivery guy. 347 starts a war with San Diego radio Dave Shelly Chainsaw and Jeff Jer. AKK Blue Brooke. Blame T-Boone Pickens for lower gas prices. Politics. Edit, edit, drunk, vomit, edit. |
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Episode 050 - Sexy Gina - Aug 14, 2008
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Le Pill. Are teachers smarter than their students? AKK Chi CHi. English Ben explains English. TLMK Burt Bacarach. Cold Pigfoot soup. Buchanan rules. Hung Arian. |
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Episode 049 - Sarah Silverman on 347 Steps - Aug 7, 2008
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Jeff Bridges' Cousin-in-law Rick Baca talks Derby Dolls. Lower gas prices outrage Doug. Akk Ricky. TMK Rat Pack. Rebecca's news, Sex and Violence. |
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Episode 048 - Doug HS buddy Eric plus guest Rick - Jul 31, 2008
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Doug's HS Buddy explains the fine art of Lawn Jobs, Alaskan fishing and what to do when you are armed and meet the Gov. Arian kills the Mint Julep. Thom plays the Police. Seismic scales. |
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Episode 047 - More With Jaimie and a Little with Boyfriend Blake - Jul 24, 2008
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Chole malfunction. Hamburgers ruining the Earth. Doug shares music, could it be Billy? Arian explains sours. Thom plays Beasties, Bel Biv Devoe, Digital Underground. Blake's ear fungus. How to bet on the ponies. |
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Episode 046 - Indian Jamie - Jul 17, 2008
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First show from the Tiki Bar. Listener mail. Thom's Mom busts Doug. Arian's Planters Punch. Thom plays Baby Bash, Nelly, Snoop. Arian quote. Rap dictionary. |
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Episode 045 - English Ben Again - Jul 10, 2008
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How to legally bypass the SD booze ban. Rebecca gets scammed. The short and long of drinks. Billy for pres. Thom's music korner NIN, Romeo Void, Scissor Sisters. |
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Episode 044 - English Ben - Jul 03, 2008
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Doug brings English Ben to the show so he doesn't have to work. Thom does not talk about his trip to Europe, Arian and Rebecca do talk about Mexico. Arian educates us on the Daisy and Margarita. Thom plays Frank, Kravitz, Mute Math. Doug busts Arian and Rebecca. |
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Episode 043 - Comic-Con Lee Doesn't Know Anything About Comic-Con - Jun 26, 2008
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Lee is back for a 3rd, we barely are. More Cuba Libres from Cuba. Lee talks smack about Apple Jack. Doug beats a dead ghost. Arian plays Shakira, Mel Tones. Thom plays Al Stewart. |
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Episode 042 - Lee Comic-Con Sort Of - Jun 19, 2008
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Lee from Comic-Con is a big fan of 347steps, we make him prove it. Hey Lee how 'bout a press pass? Arian's Cuba Libre. Thom plays something I walked out on. Lee brings his own music. Thom talks in Dolby. |
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Episode 041 - Lee Comic-Con Aficionado - Jun 12, 2008 |
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Lee from Comic-Con has hugged Angelina Jolie, Jessica Alba and Halle Berry, have you? Thom is suspended from the music Korner and brings in a Mint Julep. Arian brings Metallica Richard Cheese Beat Farmers David Lee Roth. Go Arian! Doug Quizzes Lee |
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Episode 040 - Book of Love & Breakup - Jun 5, 2008 |
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Julee chronicles her personal Strippergate. The Breakup Quiz and rats the size of Buicks. Arian's Kocktail Korner: The too fruity Dallas Star. News: Loose penises, convicts with benefits, and gang babies. Doug's Breakup Book. Arian gets belligerent. Julee's potty mouth and poo poo splatter. Thom's Musik Korner: Old stars still rock – REM, Madonna, John Fogerty. More Breakup Book. Thom's Mind Maximizing Minute: Cancer & Superdelegates – which is worse? |
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Episode 039 - NY Babe Julee - May 29, 2008 |
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New York Babe Julee likes it by the inch (pizza). Arian's Kocktail Greyhound, Thom's music Party Bin, Tippin' Toxic, Alex H. Julee dedicates a song to the guys. A's Quote. |
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Episode 038 - Too Much Music - May 22, 2008 |
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Arian's Music RULES!!!-Jimi, Zeppelin, Van Halen. A's Jazz Kocktail. Thom's Music for Crossdressers Mansun, PJ Harvey, Feist. Doug's Diverse Music-Sponge, Kanye, Ray, Dierks Bentley. A's Quote. Thom's Mind Max conductor. |
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Episode 037 - The OG 347 Steps - May 15, 2008 |
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Arian's Kocktail Korner Potomac Fever. News you can't use- SpongeBob Square Pants Kids' Thermometer, yup, that one. Thom's music Korner- The Fray, Nada Surf, West Indian Girl. Arian's Quote. Arian's Current Events. Save a Seal go to jail. |
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Episode 036 - Middle East Dave Part 2 - May 8, 2008 |
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Mid East Dave Gets Quizzed, Arian's Quote and Kocktail Navy Grog. Dave's News-Busty Break in. What city has the best Strip Clubs? Thom goes straight and plays The Crue, U2 and Wolfmother. Doug and Rebecca at U2, where's Arian? |
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Episode 035 - Middle East Dave - May 1, 2008 |
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Middle East Dave talks UAE, Jordan , Qatar , Oman . AKK Arak . Message Force Multipliers=Gov Propaganda. TMK Cult, Jane's Addiction, Jet. Quizzing Dave. TMMM Multi Personality vs. Schizo. A's Quote. Golf w 347Steps 3rd wk of June write 347steps@gmail.com |
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Episode 034 - Grady Part 2 - Apr 24, 2008 |
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Grady corporate Rebel. Doug threatens 26% of the U.S. Grady uses his head. Dave's White Way and Black Devil Drinks. Quiz - guess the NYC aroma. Thom's music Player, Bobby Caldwel, Kool and the Gang. Grady's news puffs gas. Thom's Mind Max Min NYC geography. |
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Episode 033 -
Corporate Escapee Grady - Apr 17, 2008 |
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Grady leaves the Corp world for the band Takka Takka. Skin You Alive. Thom's Music Ambrosia, Jerry Rafferty, Walter Egan. Dave subs for Arian's Cocktail Korner Income Tax cocktail. Quiz Skinning. Meaty news. Thom's Mind Maximizing Minute NYC. |
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Episode 032 - More Soviet Muchacho - Apr 14, 2008 |
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Katie travels with the Soviet Muchacho. Soviet Muchacho takes control Katie and Michael make out. Dave's Music Korner Neutral Milk Hotel, Andrew Thompson. SM turns to fighting. Soviet Muchacho minimizes the mind maximizing minute |
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Episode 031 - Soviet Muchacho - Apr 10, 2008 |
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Dark Dave does the rally. Dave's Soviet Muchacho. Katie's news blows. Quiz head to head green. TMK Bowie, Wonder, Hendrix. Doug steals an elephant. |
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Episode 030 - Sabrina the Firefighter part 2 - Apr 3, 2008 |
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Another firefighter quiz. Rebecca's Kocktail flaming mexican flag shooter. Doug and Rebecca tag team news. Thom's Musik Desmond Dekker, Skatalites, Victor Rice. Thom's mind max minute presidential succession. |
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Episode 029 - Sabrina the Firefighter - Mar 27, 2008 |
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Doug's platform anti wildfire. firefighter quiz. RKK firefighter's sour. TMK old soul. Sabrina rescues a naked guy. R and A 10 year anniversary. TMMM U.S. cabinet |
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Episode 028 - Eric a Man of Principles - Mar 20, 2008 |
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Billy Idol Minute. AKK Fluffy Ruffles. Burritos Wrap Up. TMK Ben Folds Five, Maroon 5, T-Rex. We Steal from Joe's Podhole interview with Drowning Pool. Eric and Robbie Shenkkar. TMMM Capital Gains. |
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Episode 027 - Eric the Documentarian - Mar 13, 2008 |
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Vinyl Financial. Pearl Jam vs. Rush. A Spirited round of Quiz the Librarian. Arian's Kocktail Korner- Horses Neck/ Horses Collar. Thom's Music Korner- Tito Puente, Los Exaggeratos, Machito. Cell phone Spying. Arian's Quote Korner. Arian's What's Happening Around San Diego. 3-17-08 Sham Rock, 3-29-08 Belgian Beer Party Carlsbad. |
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Episode 026 - Eric the Librarian / Photographer to the rock stars - Mar 6, 2008 |
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Librarian Quiz. Arian’s Kocktail Korner - Irish Ricky. The Library has all the stories. Match the celebrity to the STD. Eric the San Diego Music Documentarian. Thom’s Mind Maximizing Minute. ROCKLAHOMA!!! |
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Episode 025 - Vote Dumb - Feb 28, 2008 |
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Semi-Graphic Account of a Stomach Virus. Arian's Car Runs as Well as the Gov. Arian's Kocktail Korner Car Crash. Rebecca's News 2 hits in One. Click it or Sip it. Doug Drags up Ghost Hunters again. Thom's Music Korner Main St. Elec Parade, Echo and the Bunnymen, Garbage. Arian's Quote of the Day. Vote for the Dumb Party. |
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Episode 024 - VIP Get in for Free - Feb 21, 2008 |
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| Thom Travels Tirelessly. Arian and Rebecca’s Tiki Bar Progress. Arian’s Kocktail Korner, Dr.Funk. Rebecca’s News. The Real Reason The Gov Shot it Down. 'The Awful Truth' is Movies 'Out of the Past' Rule. Thom’s Music Korner Portishead, Handsome boy Modeling School, The Pinkertones. VIP Doug Gets in for Free. | |
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Episode 023 - Michael Ruiz Artist - Jan 29, 2008 |
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| Michael Ruiz day of the dead artist. Arian's Kocktail Korner Green Meanie and Tequila Sunrise. Thom's Music Korner Men at Work, Simply Red, Junkie XL. How to piss off a bartender. | |
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Episode 022 - Michael Ruiz Park Ranger - Jan 29, 2008 |
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| Michael Ruiz park ranger discovering Mr. Chalkie. Arian's Kocktail Korner Gimlet. Jeremy Knight Knightly Knews how not to hide a crowbar. Thom's Music Korner Night Ranger, Owsley, Jesus and Mary Chain. Jeremy's Poetry Knook Shall I compare thee to a Summer's day. | |
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Episode 021 - Friends? - Jan 24, 2008 |
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| Thom likes it best by myself. Arian's Kocktail Korner California Dream. Doug the former pickup artist recants tales of getting shot down. Thom's Music Korner Bob Wills, Hank Williams, Louvin Brothers. | |
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Episode 020 - Pirate Radio DJ V18 - Jan 24, 2008 |
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| Pirate Radio DJ V-18 explains covert broadcasting. Arian's Kocktail Korner - Perfect Manhattan. Crack house Pirate Radio. TMK breaks new group the Beatles? CA Supremely Ignorant Court. | |
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Episode 019 - Libertarian Michael McGinty "Free Your Mind"- Jan 8, 2008 |
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| Al Gore is a Kook! Global Warming is NOT related to the hole in the Ozone. Arian's Kocktail Korner MarTai. Gerrymander This! Thom's Music Korner we Sing 70's Sentimentals! Point counter point; I apologize in advance. | |
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Episode 018 - Libertarian Guest Michael McGinty - Jan 8, 2008 |
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| Anarchy Rules? What is a Libertarian? Ron Paul, why not? Guns! Arian's Kocktail Korner Grand Ol Party. Donkey. | |
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Episode 017 - You Guess the Theme- Jan 3, 2008 |
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| Recreational Veteran Jeremy Knight Explains Glamis Etiquitte. Arian's Kocktail Korner Pisco Sour. Jeremy's News Husband shoots intruder/wife. Look left, then right, then rob the bank. Doug's Music Korner What is the stupid theme? What is a "Caucus"? Arian explains. | |
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Episode 016 - New Year's Eve with 347 Steps - Dec 31, 2007 |
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| Thom's House Party The Guitars are the Heroes. Special Guest Grady Jurrens of Takka Takka from New York Living the Dream. Arian's Kocktail Korner Las Vegas Melon Ball. Rebecca's News One Man's treasure is his wife's worst nightmare, even a Cow can get an ID in India. | |
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Episode 015 - Director's Cut of 347 Steps - Dec 27, 2007 |
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| Thom and Doug split a beer and profess their unrequited love for each other | |
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Episode 014 - Everybody Needs a New Romance - Dec 27, 2007 |
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| Don't be famous it's hazardous to your health. Should a computer tell you who to vote for? Arian's Kocktail Korner The Hollywood Cocktail. Rebecca's News Florida Police still the best! Thom's Music Korner B-52's, Adam Ant, Louis Prima | |
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Episode 013 - Everybody's Working for the Weekend - Dec 27, 2007 |
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| Canadiophobia starts here! Alpha, Beta, Theta and no brainwaves. Arian's Kocktail Korner Tom and Jerry. Rebecca's News Have a Heart attack? Fire your workers! Pilot Paul Phones in from Honoruru. Thom's music Korner Loverboy, Foreigner, Killer *****. Doug can get lost, even in a theatre. Rebecca learns the fine art of sexual harassment | |
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Episode 012 - The Silent Show - Dec 20, 2007 |
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| A very very very quiet shout out to our hearing impaired brothers and sisters | |
| Arian's Kocktail Korner "El Silencio" Rebecca reports on 0 decibels | |
| Thom's music Korner featuring the best of Marcel Marceau | |
| Do you hear a humming noise? I guess not | |
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Episode 011 - What's Wrong With Society? - Dec 6, 2007 |
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| Can I get a little personal space people? | |
| Rebecca's got the dirt on Newt. Redneck Stan calls in and explains how things ought to be. | |
| Arian's Kocktail Korner- Shut the Hell Up. Thom's very very very feminine Music Korner- REM, Puffy Ami Yumi | |
| Rebecca's News- Green Highway-Legalize it. | |
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Episode 010 - Get Your Gal On - Dec 6, 2007 |
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| Did Arian and Rebecca take the show's advice on how to survive the holiday? Thom admits he has chick-like qualities and asks if anyone else does too? | |
| Beware of Arian's Glue stick. Arian's Kocktail Korner- Cranhammer | |
| Rebecca's News- It's hard to beat Skippy. Thom's Music Korner- Girls Just Wanna Have Fun. Christina Aguilera. | |
| Fem-Men-tality- Chick-Flix. Thom's still a chick. | |
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Episode 009 - Billy Idol Birthday Show (the most important day on your calendar) - Nov 29, 2007 |
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| Billy Idol's #1 fan obsesses over Billy's greatness. | |
| Billy Idol history, Cyberpunk- Billy gets political. Thom's Kocktail Korner- Guinness | |
| How Billy Idol changed the world. Thom's music Korner- guess who? | |
| Doug- Graduated with honors in Billy Idology. | |
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Episode 008 - The Joke Show - Nov 29, 2007 |
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| Who's on First, The boys play a recording of the original. How was Thom's Thanksgiving? | |
| Doug's noisy neighbor update and what he did about it. Also, did Doug take his own advice and avoid a fight on the holidays? | |
| Thom's Kocktail Korner. The Knickerbocker. Thom's Music Korner, C. W. Mc Call and Rodeo Head. | |
| More hilarity ensues when the boys read more lame jokes. Bonus Music Korner. News- Crime ain't so bad in San Diego. | |
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Episode 007 - Junior High Show - Nov 15, 2007 |
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Episode 006 - Holiday Survival Show - Nov 15, 2007 |
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Episode 005 - Sad Show - Nov 8, 2007 |
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Episode 004 - Neighbors - Nov 8, 2007 |
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Episode 003 - Halloween Special - Oct 25, 2007 |
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Episode 002 - Oct 18, 2007 |
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Rebecca's introduction, Thom explains why he thinks Cash is overrated |
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Arian's Cocktail Korner, Rebecca's news - Suffering Bastard |
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Episode 001 - Oct 11, 2007 |
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The beginning - meet Doug, Thom, and Arian |
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Arian's Cocktail Korner, Doug reads the news - Jai Alai Special |
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Thom's Music Korner - Kick Push by Lupe Fiasco, Thrash Unreal by Against Me |
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2007 - 347 Steps Podcast